Protaginst vs. Anti heroine

Icigo sighed.
Well, he was whisked to Soul Society again for some weird unknown reason.

"Ichigo... you better not get lost again!" Renji tells him.
"I NEVER GET LOST IN SOUL SOCIETY YOU IDIOT..." he replies frankly.
"You know what you two? Let's just buy what nii-sama wants and let's get going," Rukia interrupts. Ichigo and Renji looks at each other.
"Whatever.." Renji heaved.

AT THE HUMBLE STORE

"LOOK! a Chappy plushie!!!" Rukia spots the hanus rabbit thing that sat quietly on a rack along with all the other hanus things in there.
"Hey Rukia. You want it?" Renji approaches her and looks at Chappy as well.
"Of course I do. Nii-sama comes first. The pine nuts."
"Right.."

"Hey guys," Ichigo called from a distance. "I think this is it." he stares at the pack of pine nuts. "We must be lucky. It's the last one"
"Your luck just ran out!" a husky female voice boomed inside his head. Ichigo turned to the person behind him. It was a small girl with golden eyes and long black hair tied in a high ponytail. She wore the standard Shinigami kimono. Yet, she was wearing a captain's haori. Some nerve, Ichigo thought.
"I saw the nuts first!" she said again. Something about her voice irritated Ichigo.
"Look here kid." He went to her and pats her head gently. "The nuts are for a Captain, kay? So give up."
The girl's eyebrows met, "What do you mean?! I'm a Captain too!"
"Hey... I know all 13 captains so you're not getting away with this brat."

"Hey what's with all the ruckus-- Natsume-taichou!!!!" Renji steps into the scene, surprising Ichigo.
"What?" the girl answered bleakly.
"Huh?" Ichigo scratched his head. "Natsume-taichou?" he glanced over his shoulder and looks at the enraged girl. "Don't tell me... You're a captain?!"
"Maya Natsume.She's the captain of the hidden squad I told you about moron!" Rukia punches Ichigo on the face.
"Hey what did you do that for--"
"Stupid Shinigami!" Natsume-taichou said and she was openly pertaining to Ichigo. "I'll let you off this time..." She stared at him sternly. "But if ever...if EVER you call me a kid again... I swear you'll never wake up to see the sun again! Kay?" she left as her long hair swirled along.

"Wow. Someone so small and fragile... is a captain." Ichigo scratched his head again.
"I suggest you uh never mention that to her again," Rukia says.
"wait-- where's the pine nuts?" renji said as he looks around.
"AAAAAAAH!WAIT!" the salesgirl screamed.
"Hey what's the problem lady?" Ichigo jogs toward the tromented salesgirl.
The salesgirl slowly looks up with a tear drenched face, "That-that girl.. she didn't pay for her pine nuts!"

"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!"